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“John... are you sure this is okay?”
“Yeah dude! Totally!”
“Dude... are you sure? I mean, I know I said that I wanted to be a prankster like you, but... this just doesn’t seem right.”
“Why not?”
“Yeah dude! Totally!”
“Dude... are you sure? I mean, I know I said that I wanted to be a prankster like you, but... this just doesn’t seem right.”
“Why not?”
“Well for starters Karkat is my boyfriend/matesprit. Shouldn’t I prank someone that, you know, can’t cut me off from amazingly cute sex?”
“Oh dude. TMI.”
“And you know how he is about the whole condomy-bucket situation. He’s going to flip his shit when that thing falls on top of him.”
“Haha! But dude! That’s the point! Karkat is the easiest guy to prank! If you want to be a prankster, you have to start with baby steps and then work your way up!”
“I don’t know...”
“Dude, trust me. This is going to be so easy and funny. Besides, you can just tell him I did it! That way you won’t be... ya know.”
“...okay. Fine.”
“Great!”
“But I swear John if I get cut off I’m telling Dave you have a boner for him.”
“Duuuude. You know I’m not a homosexual!”
“Yeah, and Rose sunbathes.”
“She does?”
“No. That’s the point, John.”
“Oh.”
“Oh indee-”
CRASH.
“.....”
“.....”
“.....”
“.....”
“.....”
“.....”
“Oh geeze.”
“Karkat, sweetie, I know you’re upset but-”
“YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.”
“Karkat, love, there’s no need to bring out the sickles-”
“ABORT, ABORT. THE KRAB IS ON THE MOVE. I REPEAT: THE KRAB IS ON THE MOVE.”
“Karkat-”
“I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.”
“Karkat baby doll-”
“DUDE RUN.”
“Shit-!”
“SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”
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I don't know. I just wanted to write something for Karkat because he's my bby<3
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